!!> Reading ➶ Last Night a Bidet Drenched My Wife: ...and other misheard lyrics ➮ Author Trouteyes with Moose Allain – Tactical-player.co.uk
It s the perfect funny little rinky dink pamphlet book for the toilet room May cause snickers extremelly bubbly chuckles. Six O Clock Already I Was Just In The Middle Of A Dream I Was Kissing Danny DeVito By A Crystal Blue Italian Stream I Was Loooking For Some Action And All I Found Were Cygnets And A Waterfall When I Get That Feeling I Need Saxophone Cleaning Funny, Surreal, Absurd And Occasionally Embarrassing, Everyone Has A Misheard Lyric Moment From Simple Mistakes Like If You Don T Naomi By Now You Will Never Never Naomi , To Something Completely Off The Wall Specs And Rugs And Sausage Rolls, Are All My Mind And Body Needs These Linguistic Gaffes Have Been The Source Of Fun Ever Since The Dawn Of Popular Music Now Everyone S Favourite Online Goon The One And Only Trouteyes Has Amassed A Heap Of His Own Wonky Earworms For Our Reading Pleasure In This Wonderful Hashtag Fire Emoji Humour Book This is an excellent little book which will have you laughing out loud and sometimes groaning at the puns collected together A feel good book and well worth a read Thoroughly recommended Fantastic book of nonsensical silliness Perfect Christmas stocking filler. Funny, so much so I actually cried Perfect for my friend s birthday, she loves an odd ball misheard lyric too Some of these songs can never have their original lyrics again.