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Anything to Declare?: The Searching Tales of an HM Customs Officer Tells The First Real Life Story Behind HM Customs Officer WorkIn Than Twenty Years As A Customs Officer, Jon Frost Worked With The Mad, The Bad, The Brave, The Stupid, The Spectacular And The HeroicDuring His Time Working At London Airports, Jon Seized Presidential Aircraft, A Working Tank, Cars, Lorries, Boats And Coffins And Uncovered Wild Animals, Killer Snakes, Bush Meat, Animal Porn, Poisonous Vodka, Dodgy Medicine, Bootleg Prescriptions, Pirated Pills, Toxic Alcohol, Firearms, Side Arms, Swords, Explosives, Stolen Gold, Dirty Money, Blood Diamonds, Child Pornography And Every Drug Known To Man And The Dead He Searched Them TooWhen You Ve Confiscated Everything From A Suitcase Full Of Human Hair To A Live Monkey Hidden In The Lining Of Someone S Overcoat, You Know You Can Never Return To A Normal Line Of Work But Then Jon Went Into Plain Clothes And Undercover Customs Work And Things Became Really Interesting Anything To Declareis The Hilarious And Often Shocking True Story Of A Life Guarding The Borders Of Britain

8 thoughts on “Anything to Declare?: The Searching Tales of an HM Customs Officer

  1. says:

    I was worried from page one and by the end of chapter three, my concerns were so well founded, I decided to just delete this from my Kindle Unfunny jokes, a constantly reinforced high opinion of himself together with an amazing ability to be successful from day one, make no mistakes and immediately get the better of his colleagues and senior officers when jokes are

  2. says:

    As a retired officer.myself, I must say I have never read such an inaccurate, self important load of rubbish in my life If I could have given it minus 10 I would have Most of the things he maintains he did were totally impossible for a person of his rank an assistant officer, I am told to have been allowed to do Does this man seriously.expect us to believe this.twaddle

  3. says:

    Inflated self importance and lack of respect for other enforcement agencies abounds Disgusted by the language used completely unnecessary Disappointed How can any customs officer admit to criminal damage and receive respect

  4. says:

    I could only read the first 60% of this book before it became a real chore, some of the facts within the book was quite entertaining such as the history why its called an airport seaport etc but its gets old real fast with someone who comes across as such a know all and is better than anyone else.He doesn t come across very like able and that detracts from the book, it could be v

  5. says:

    Based on the premise that you can t please all of the people all of the time, I was still sorry to read the few negative reviews of this bit of fun To be honest, does it really matter whether every scene actually happened We all need a good giggle from time to time it keeps the corners of our mouths turned up the right way Jon s writing skills are to be complimented a lot of Confessio

  6. says:

    A good read The writer knows his subject backwards and makes this an enjoyable read It is reassuring to know that such talented people are on the trail of criminals and the cruel importers of endangered animals I was very impressed with the intelligence and dedication of the author He made this book really interesting.

  7. says:

    Should never have been written released, but an act of fiction or at least a roll together of lots of different jobs This officer signed the OSA when he joined, and is still bound by it.

  8. says:

    Fantastic read Funny as hell Never thought HM customs officers had a sense of humour , how wrong I was JON Frost tells tales of things you could never imagine happening and don t realise are taking place every day at our borders A huge thank you to all the officers doing such a great job in keeping our country a safer and pleasant place I will never use cling film again without thinking of JON.

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